FAMILY [fa-MEE-lee] -noun
1. Dictionary.com. Parents and their children, considered as a group, whether dwelling together or not
2. Mathematics. A given class of solutions of the same basic equation, differing from one another only by the different values assigned to the constants in the equation
3. The Cabbage Patch Gurl. The folks who come over for a weekend and spend enough quality time with you to make it feel like a whole week went by, and then before they leave to get back to their own lives, they cook up enough food to last you a whole month, clean up your entire apartment, and remind you of why you need to study hard and achieve your dreams in life. And leave you wondering if it all really happened, or was it just a really perfect sweet dream that you badly needed.
*sniff sniff*
As she says in our favorite movie, I didn’t ask for it - Guru Nanak must’ve blessed me!!! 
